🚨 NOW HIRING: Professional Tiny Human Negotiator 🚨
aka Registered Behavior Technician (RBT)
📍 Mount Vernon, NY (Home Setting)
💰 $24-$28/hour
🕒 Monday 6:30-7:30 PM | Friday 6:30-7:30 PM | Weekend Flexibility
Do you enjoy: ✅ Being handed invisible food and pretending it's delicious?
✅ Celebrating when someone uses their words instead of their scream?
✅ Getting excited over stickers, bubbles, and successful bathroom trips?
✅ Collecting data like an FBI agent, but with more Goldfish crackers involved?
If you answered "yes," we may have the perfect job for you.
Your Mission (Should You Choose to Accept It)
As an RBT with LBAPS, you'll:
🦸 Provide 1:1 ABA therapy to awesome kids
🎯 Implement behavior plans designed by BCBAs (the masterminds behind the curtain)
📈 Track data so accurately that spreadsheets shed a tear of joy
🎉 Turn tiny victories into major celebrations
🗣 Help clients build communication, social, and daily living skills
🤝 Partner with families and your clinical team to create meaningful progress
Desired Superpowers
✔ Active RBT Certification
✔ Experience working with children
✔ Ability to remain calm when someone asks "why?" 47 times in a row
✔ Strong communication skills
✔ Reliable attendance
✔ Can praise enthusiasm levels that seem scientifically impossible
⭐ Bonus Points: Bilingual English/Spanish
Why You'll Love LBAPS
✅ Flexible scheduling
✅ Supportive BCBA supervision
✅ Career growth opportunities
✅ Consistent cases
✅ Easy-to-use systems
✅ A team that understands that surviving a session where everyone cried is still a win
✅ Unlimited opportunities to become an expert in toy batteries
Fair Warning:
You may find yourself:
- Singing songs you swore you'd never sing
- Celebrating sitting in a chair for 30 seconds
- Using phrases like "nice job keeping your hands to yourself!"
- Accidentally becoming way too excited about stickers
- Explaining your job at parties and hearing "so... you're basically a superhero?"
Because honestly... kind of.
Ready to Make a Difference?
Join Licensed Behavior Analyst Professional Services (LBAPS) and help children build meaningful skills while having fun along the way.
📧 Send your resume to: [email protected]
LBAPS: Turning small wins into big victories, one sticker at a time. ⭐🦖🫧