💀 THE KIDS HAVE UNIONIZED. WE NEED MORE BTs. 💀
💜 SCOTCH PLAINS, NJ: THE CHILDREN HAVE HELD AN EMERGENCY MEETING, AND MANAGEMENT (AKA US) IS IN TROUBLE. 💜🚨
Breaking news from the tiny humans’ headquarters:
🧸 The kids have formed a union. Their first demand? MORE BEHAVIOR TECHNICIANS. Immediately. No negotiations.
🖍️ The crayons are on strike until someone helps build a tower worthy of their legacy.
🦖 A dinosaur has been promoted to Director of Chaos. Nobody remembers approving this.
🍪 Snack negotiations have reached a critical stage. Goldfish crackers are now considered currency.
📢 The kids have issued an official statement, and we quote: “WE NEED MORE BTS. BRING IN THE GOOD ONES.”
The vote was unanimous. Even the kid who was busy spinning in circles voted YES. 😂
And honestly? We agree. 💜
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💸 THE MONEY PART (THE UNION HAS REVIEWED THE NUMBERS) 💸
💰 $22–$30 AN HOUR!!!
Your wallet just sat up straight. 👀
Your bank account stopped crying for approximately 3.5 seconds. 💸
Your budget spreadsheet just whispered, “Finally.” 📊
Your couch is worried you might actually be able to afford things now. 🛋️
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🛸 TOP-SECRET MISSION BRIEFING:
📍 Location: Scotch Plains, NJ
💜 Position: Behavior Technician / ABA Para
⏰ Hours: After-school sessions
🎯 Mission: Work 1-on-1 with an awesome kiddo and help them learn, grow, and build new skills
🌈 Bonus mission: Make a real difference while having fun along the way!
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☣️ OFFICIAL HAZMAT-LEVEL WARNING ☣️
This job may cause the following highly contagious side effects:
😁 Smiling so hard your cheeks request overtime
💃 Breaking into a victory dance because a kiddo nailed a new skill
🏗️ Treating a block tower like a five-star architectural achievement
🎲 Becoming emotionally invested in a board game with a four-year-old
🦖 Making dinosaur noises in public and forgetting to be embarrassed
🫧 Developing a suspiciously strong opinion about the best bubbles
🎉 Celebrating a tiny victory like your team just won the championship
Warning: You may find yourself saying “I'M SO PROUD OF YOU!” approximately 47 times a day. There is no known cure. 😂💜
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🎪 WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT (THE KIDS HAVE PREPARED A POWERPOINT)
✨ No cubicle prison. No endless spreadsheets. No “per my last email.”
🧸 Help children learn meaningful skills and build confidence
💜 Be part of something that genuinely matters
🏆 Celebrate progress, big and small, because EVERY WIN COUNTS
🎯 Get to know an amazing kiddo and make a difference in their everyday life
🎉 Work that brings purpose, connection, and plenty of reasons to smile
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🧐 ARE YOU THE BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN THE KIDS ARE DEMANDING?
🌟 Love working with children? THE UNION APPROVES.
🌟 Patient, dependable, and ready to learn? YOU'RE ON THE SHORTLIST.
🌟 Have ABA experience or an RBT certification? CONFETTI. FIREWORKS. A PARADE. 🎊🎆
🌟 Can celebrate a tiny victory like it's breaking news? YOU GET IT.
🌟 Willing to learn, show up, and make a positive impact? WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU!
Experience is a bonus, but a caring attitude, patience, and a willingness to learn go a long way. 💜
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⏳ THE KIDS HAVE FILED A FORMAL REQUEST. WE'RE HIRING ASAP! 🚨
The union is waiting.
The crayons are nervous.
The dinosaur is pacing.
And somebody just ate the emergency snack stash. 🦖🍪
We need more amazing Behavior Technicians to join the team and help our kiddos thrive!
📣 DON'T JUST SCROLL PAST YOUR NEXT FAVORITE JOB!
💜 $22–$30/hour
📍 Scotch Plains, NJ
🧸 Behavior Technician / ABA Para
⏰ After-school hours
📩 MESSAGE ME TODAY to learn more and see if you're the missing piece of our team! 🧩
💜 SCOTCH PLAINS, THE KIDS HAVE UNIONIZED. LET'S GIVE THEM THE TEAM THEY DESERVE! 💜
P.S. The union has requested more bubbles, more high-fives, and more awesome BTs. We can absolutely work with that. 🫧🙌😂