⚔️🏰🚨 HEAR YE! HEAR YE! THE KINGDOM OF ABA IS IN GRAVE DANGER!!! 🚨🏰⚔️
👑🛡️ WANTED: ONE FEARLESS KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR (BT/RBT) TO SAVE THE KINGDOM!!! 🛡️👑
🐉 DRAGONS? SLAIN. TANTRUMS? MANAGED. DATA? COLLECTED. PAYCHECK? SECURED. 💰⚔️
📍 THE KINGDOM: Port Chester, NY 10573
💰 ROYAL-TIER PAY — The treasury is OPEN! 💸💸💸
⏰ 25 HOURS/WEEK | AFTER 3:30 PM
🇪🇸 SPANISH-SPEAKING KNIGHTS, THE ROYAL FAMILY SUMMONS THEE!
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🚨 ATTENTION, BRAVE WARRIORS OF THE ABA REALM! 🚨
A royal emergency has been declared. 📜
Deep within the kingdom of Port Chester resides a 7-YEAR-OLD PRINCE with a brilliant mind, a powerful personality, and enough determination to challenge the entire Royal Council. 👑😭
One minute, the kingdom is peaceful.
The next?
🐉 The dragon of frustration awakens.
⚔️ The Battle of Putting on Shoes begins.
🏰 The Royal Schedule has been declared UNACCEPTABLE.
And the young prince has officially announced:
"THOU SHALT NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO." 😭💀
The kingdom's exhausted villagers have searched far and wide for a hero.
AND NOW... THE ROYAL SCROLL HAS LANDED IN YOUR HANDS. 📜✨
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🛡️ THE ROYAL MISSION:
We seek a RELIABLE, HIGH-ENERGY BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN (BT/RBT) to provide 1:1 in-home ABA services to a verbal 7-year-old boy with moderate support needs and significant behavioral challenges.
This is no ordinary quest.
You must possess the patience of a thousand monks, the wisdom of Merlin, and the ability to remain calm when the castle walls are metaphorically crumbling. 🧙♂️🏰
YOUR MISSION IS NOT TO DEFEAT THE PRINCE.
Your mission is to help him build the skills to conquer his OWN dragons. 🐉💙
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⚔️ THE FIVE SACRED POWERS OF THE CHOSEN KNIGHT:
🛡️ ARMOR OF INFINITE PATIENCE
When the royal prince declares war on a simple instruction, your composure SHALL NOT FALL. Maintain calm, follow the behavior plan, and protect the peace.
⚡ THE SWORD OF FLEXIBILITY
The session takes an unexpected turn? FEAR NOT! Adapt your approach while following the clinical plan. A true knight does not panic when the dragon changes direction.
📊 THE SACRED SCROLLS OF DATA
Every trial! Every response! Every measurable behavior! DOCUMENTED WITH THE PRECISION OF A ROYAL SCRIBE.
🧠 THE WISDOM OF THE ANCIENT BCBA
Follow the treatment plan, use evidence-based strategies, and heed the guidance of the kingdom's clinical wizard.
🐉 THE DRAGON-TAMING SPIRIT
High energy? Challenging behaviors? Unexpected plot twists?
THOU SHALT NOT FLEE. THOU SHALT REMAIN PROFESSIONAL AND FOLLOW THE SAFETY PLAN. ⚔️😂
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💰 THE ROYAL REWARDS AWAIT THEE!
👑 A TREASURY WORTH FIGHTING FOR!
Competitive, top-tier pay for a knight whose clinical skills are worthy of legend.
⏰ THE ROYAL WORKING HOURS
25 hours per week, with sessions scheduled after 3:30 PM.
No need to rise at the crack of dawn to polish your armor. Your mornings remain YOUR KINGDOM. ☕🏰
📍 A CASTLE CLOSE TO HOME
In-home services in Port Chester, NY 10573.
🇪🇸 BILINGUAL KNIGHTS, STEP FORWARD!
Spanish-speaking applicants are especially encouraged to apply!
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🚨⚔️ BY ORDER OF THE ROYAL ABA COUNCIL, APPLICATIONS ARE NOW OPEN! ⚔️🚨
Do you possess the courage of a lion, the patience of a saint, and the clinical skills of a true ABA warrior?
THEN WHY ART THOU STILL SCROLLING, GOOD SIR OR MADAM?! 😭👑
📲 SEND A ROYAL MESSAGE (DM) CONTAINING:
📜 Your résumé — The scroll of your noble achievements
⏰ Your availability — When you can answer the kingdom's call
💰 Your hourly pay expectations — The gold required for your legendary services
🏰 REFERENCE: THE 25-HOUR PORT CHESTER ROYAL QUEST
⚔️ TAG A FELLOW KNIGHT WHO IS SEARCHING FOR THEIR NEXT NOBLE QUEST!
👑🐉 THE KINGDOM NEEDS A HERO. THE PRINCE NEEDS A CHAMPION. AND YOUR BANK ACCOUNT DESERVES A ROYAL UPGRADE. 💰
🚨 DON THY ARMOR. GRAB THY DATA SHEET. THE QUEST BEGINS NOW!!! ⚔️🏰🔥