🚨🤡🎪 BREAKING NEWS: THE CIRCUS IS HIRING... AND SOMEHOW IT PAYS $25–$30 AN HOUR!!! 🎪🤡🚨
🎉 WANTED: PROFESSIONAL CLOWN WITH A HEART OF GOLD (BT / ABA PARA) 🎉
📍 New Hartford, CT
💰 $25–$30 PER HOUR 💸
🎓 PAID TRAINING — NO RBT CERTIFICATION REQUIRED!
⏰ FLEXIBLE AFTERNOONS, EVENINGS & WEEKENDS!
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🤡 ATTENTION, PROFESSIONAL GOOFBALLS, FUTURE THERAPISTS & HUMANS WITH QUESTIONABLE LEVELS OF ENTHUSIASM!
THE CIRCUS HAS COME TO NEW HARTFORD, AND WE NEED OUR LEAD PERFORMER. 🎪💀
Do you enjoy making ridiculous faces?
Can you celebrate someone stacking THREE BLOCKS like they just won an Olympic gold medal?! 🥇😭
Have you ever negotiated with a 5-year-old and realized...
"THIS CHILD HAS BETTER LEGAL REPRESENTATION THAN ME." ⚖️💀
CONGRATULATIONS. YOU MAY BE OVERQUALIFIED. 🤡
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🎪 YOUR DAILY CIRCUS DUTIES:
🤹 PROFESSIONAL GOOFBALL: Make learning fun through games, crafts, and play!
🎉 CHIEF CONFETTI OFFICER: Celebrate every little victory like someone just discovered electricity!
🧠 TINY-HUMAN WHISPERER: Help a child build communication, social, and everyday life skills.
🧘 CERTIFIED CHAOS SURVIVOR: Stay calm when the LEGOs declare independence and the crayons form a union.
📊 SECRET AGENT OF DATA COLLECTION: Yes, behind all the clowning, we're actually doing science. 🧪😂
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💰 WHY JOIN OUR THREE-RING CIRCUS?
💸 $25–$30/HR! Your bank account deserves a standing ovation! 👏
🎓 PAID TRAINING! We'll teach you the ABA skills. You bring the personality!
🤡 NO RBT CERTIFICATION REQUIRED TO APPLY! Clown college is also optional.
⏰ FLEXIBLE HOURS! Afternoons, evenings & weekends!
🧠 BCBA SUPPORT! Because even professional goofballs need a wise ringmaster.
💜 REAL IMPACT! Help an autistic child learn, grow, and celebrate meaningful progress!
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🚨 REQUIRED QUALIFICATIONS:
✅ Patience of a saint
✅ Energy of a caffeinated circus monkey 🐒
✅ A genuine love for working with children
✅ Reliability, compassion, and willingness to learn
✅ Ability to follow clinical guidance while being delightfully ridiculous
NO EXPERIENCE BEING SHOT OUT OF A CANNON NECESSARY. 💣🤡
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📲 STEP RIGHT UP! THE GREATEST JOB SHOW ON EARTH IS CALLING YOUR NAME! 🎪
📍 New Hartford, CT
💰 $25–$30/hour
🎓 Paid training | No RBT certification required
SEND YOUR RÉSUMÉ & AVAILABILITY TODAY!
🚨🤡 GET PAID. MAKE SILLY FACES. COLLECT DATA. CHANGE LIVES.
💀🎪 WE'RE NOT SAYING YOUR RESUME NEEDS A CLOWN ON IT... BUT WE WOULDN'T BE MAD IF IT DID. 😂🔥