🚨🚨 THE HOLY GRAIL OF ABA CASES HAS ENTERED THE CHAT. 🚨🚨
💥 NOW HIRING: IN-HOME BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN (BT/RBT) 💥
📍 Port Chester, NY 10573
💰 TOP-TIER PAY | 🕒 25 HOURS/WEEK | 🌇 AFTER 3:30 PM
🚨 ATTENTION, ABA WARRIORS: PUT DOWN YOUR DATA SHEETS AND READ THIS. 🚨
Have you ever watched a 7-year-old turn putting on shoes into a 45-minute hostage negotiation and thought, “Interesting… let’s see what the ABC data says”? 📊👟
Do you remain emotionally unbothered while a first-grader presents a five-point legal argument for why brushing his teeth violates his human rights? ⚖️😂
Can you say “First-Then” with the confidence of a Supreme Court justice while internally calculating your reinforcement schedule?
CONGRATULATIONS. YOU MAY HAVE FOUND YOUR CALLING. 🧘♂️💅
We’re looking for a reliable, energetic, clinically sharp BT/RBT for a 1:1 in-home case with a verbal 7-year-old boy who has a moderate level of functioning and presents some significant challenging behaviors.
Translation: You’ll need patience, flexibility, solid clinical skills, and the ability to stay cool when the session decides to take an unexpected plot twist. 🎬💥
🧠 REQUIRED SUPERPOWERS (NO CAPE PROVIDED)
🧘 THE ZEN MASTER: Stay calm and professional when the energy in the room goes from 0 to 100 faster than a toddler spotting an iPad.
🔄 THE PIVOT LEGEND: Your session plan is a guide, not a legally binding contract. Adapt when needed!
📊 THE DATA DETECTIVE: Collect accurate data even when the plot thickens. Your clipboard must remain undefeated.
🕵️ THE MOTIVATION WHISPERER: Figure out what makes your client tick. Bubbles? Snacks? iPad? The mystery must be solved ethically and clinically.
🧊 THE HUMAN ICEBERG: Maintain a neutral, composed demeanor during challenging moments. No dramatic reactions. No unnecessary power struggles. Just professional composure.
🎯 THE CLINICAL PROBLEM-SOLVER: You see challenging behavior and think, “Let’s assess the function,” not “I need to lie down.”
💸 PERKS THAT DESERVE THEIR OWN REINFORCEMENT SCHEDULE
💰 PREMIUM PAY: Top-tier rates for professionals who bring real clinical skills to the table. Your expertise deserves to be valued!
🕒 THE NIGHT-OWL SPECIAL: Sessions start AFTER 3:30 PM. Your mornings are FREE. Sleep in, run errands, touch grass, stare at the ceiling dramatically—whatever keeps you regulated. 😂☕
📅 25 HOURS PER WEEK: A substantial part-time opportunity for the right BT/RBT.
🗣️ SPANISH SPEAKERS HIGHLY ENCOURAGED: If you’re bilingual, bring those skills! Communication is a superpower, too. 🇪🇸✨
🧠 REAL CLINICAL EXPERIENCE: An opportunity to sharpen your behavior-analytic skills in an individualized, in-home setting.
🚨 THIS IS YOUR SIGN. YOUR REINFORCER IS WAITING. 🚨
If you’re dependable, patient, clinically competent, and ready to bring your A-game, SLIDE INTO THE DMs. 📲🔥
Please send:
✅ Your updated resume
✅ Your availability
✅ Your hourly pay expectation
📍 REFERENCE: 25-HOUR PORT CHESTER CASE — ZIP 10573
DON’T LET ANOTHER BT GET THE REINFORCEMENT BEFORE YOU DO. 😂🏃♂️💨
Let’s find the right person for this case. May your sessions be productive, your data be accurate, and your reinforcement schedules be impeccable. 🤝💙📊