🚨🚨🚨THE SIDE QUEST OF THE CENTURY JUST DROPPED. 🚨🚨🚨
🗣️ NOW HIRING: IN-HOME BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN (BT/RBT)
📍 Port Chester, NY 10573
💰 TOP-TIER PAY 💸💸💸
⏰ 25 HOURS/WEEK | AFTER 3:30 PM
🇪🇸 SPANISH SPEAKERS? OH, YOU’RE THE FINAL BOSS.
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🚨 ATTENTION ALL BTs AND RBTs: YOUR NEXT CHARACTER ARC HAS ARRIVED. 🚨
Have you ever watched a 7-year-old turn putting on shoes into a 14-round courtroom drama and thought:
“Objection, Your Honor. The data suggests this is not about the shoes.” ⚖️😭
Do you remain calm when the plot twists harder than a Netflix season finale? 📺
Can you pivot an entire session faster than TikTok changes its algorithm? 📉
Can you collect accurate data while your brain is processing approximately 47 things at once?
CONGRATULATIONS. YOUR ABA TRAINING HAS ENTERED ITS FINAL FORM. 🧠⚡️
We’re looking for a RELIABLE, HIGH-ENERGY BT/RBT for a 1:1 in-home case with a verbal 7-year-old boy who presents with moderate support needs and significant behavioral challenges.
Translation: You need clinical skills, flexibility, patience, and the ability to stick to the treatment plan when the session decides to drop a surprise DLC. 🎮💀
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🧠 THE REQUIRED SUPERPOWERS (NO CAP):
🧘 EMOTIONAL REGULATION FINAL BOSS Maintain a calm, neutral demeanor during challenging moments. Your nervous system? We’re rooting for her.
🔄 PIVOTING CHAMPION The session plan changed? Cool. We adapt. We consult the treatment plan. We keep it moving. WE DO NOT PANIC-TWEET.
📊 DATA COLLECTION DEMON Accurate data. Clear documentation. No vibes-based statistics. The graph must GRAPH. 📈
🔍 MOTIVATION DETECTIVE Observe, analyze, identify potential reinforcers, and follow the clinical plan. Sherlock Holmes, but make it evidence-based. 🕵️♀️
🧠 PATIENCE: UNLIMITED TRIAL VERSION Things get loud? Stay composed, follow the behavior plan, and prioritize safety. We are practicing our skills, not auditioning for a reality show. 😭
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💸 THE PERKS ARE PERKING:
💰 PREMIUM PAY — Your clinical skills deserve compensation that makes sense. Ask us for the rate because we are NOT about to play hide-and-seek with the numbers.
⏰ AFTER-3:30 PM SCHEDULE — Morning people? Couldn't be us. Your mornings are yours. Sleep in, romanticize your iced coffee, stare dramatically out the window. The choice is yours. ☕️🛌
📅 25 HOURS PER WEEK — A consistent part-time opportunity for someone ready to do meaningful work.
🇪🇸 SPANISH SPEAKERS ENCOURAGED TO APPLY — Bilingual skills? WE LOVE TO SEE IT. Bring that linguistic excellence to the function. 🗣️✨
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🚨🚨 THE RECRUITMENT CLOCK IS TICKING. THE GROUP CHAT IS WAITING. 🚨🚨
If you’re a qualified BT/RBT who can bring patience, professionalism, flexibility, and solid clinical skills to the table...
THIS IS YOUR SIGN. YOUR ALGORITHM DID NOT BRING YOU HERE FOR NOTHING. 🫵😭
📲 SEND A DM TODAY WITH:
- Your updated résumé
- Your availability
- Your hourly pay expectations
📍 Reference: 25-Hour Port Chester Case | NY 10573
Tag your fellow BT/RBT who has been saying, “I need a new case” for approximately 37 business days. 👀👇
CLOCK IN. COLLECT DATA. PROTECT YOUR PEACE. GET THAT BAG. 💸📊🧘♀️