🎪💜 MIDDLETOWN TOWNSHIP, NJ: THE CIRCUS HAS LOST ITS HYPE PERSON. 💜🎪
We don’t want to alarm you, but the clowns have unionized, the elephant is refusing to cheer, and a goldfish named Kevin has been asked to step in. 🐠
Kevin is not qualified. 😭
Which is why we need YOU. 👀
🚨 NOW HIRING: Behavior Technician / ABA Para 🚨
📍 Middletown Township, NJ 07748
💸 $22-$30 an hour (depending on experience)
🎯 1-on-1 with an awesome kiddo
⏰ After-school & weekend sessions
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🎠 WHAT A “NORMAL” DAY LOOKS LIKE
There is no normal day. 🤷 Here’s a sneak peek anyway:
🎲 Playing games that secretly teach real-life skills (SHHH, the kids don’t know)
🎨 Turning a simple activity into an epic adventure
🌟 Cheering for a new skill like you just won the Super Bowl
💜 Helping autistic children grow, learn, and shine
You’ll leave every session with a full heart and possibly a glitter situation. ✨
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🤩 WHY THIS GIG IS SO GOOD IT’S SUSPICIOUS
💰 Competitive pay: your wallet just did a backflip
🗓️ Flexible scheduling: perfect around classes, another job, or as a meaningful side hustle
🏃 No cubicle. No boredom. Just fun, movement, and zero sad desk lunches
🌱 Ongoing support & training: you’ll never be figuring it out alone
⭐ See real progress every single session: the kind of job that makes you say “I helped with that”
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🦄 THE PERFECT CANDIDATE IS:
✅ Patient, upbeat, and dependable (people who actually show up are basically unicorns 🦄)
✅ Comfortable with kids and play-based learning
✅ Passionate about supporting autistic children 💜
✅ Willing to make a silly noise when the moment calls for it 🤪
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⏳ SPOTS ARE LIMITED!
We’re hiring quickly, and Kevin the goldfish is already updating his resume. 🐠📄
📩 READY TO APPLY? YOU’VE GOT THIS! 🙌
Message us today!
🎪 MIDDLETOWN TOWNSHIP, COME JOIN THE SHOW! 💜
P.S. Kevin says “blub.” We think that means “please apply.” 🐠😂