🌪️💜 NEW PROVIDENCE, NJ 07504: WE HAVE LOST CONTROL OF THE SITUATION. 💜🌪️
Here is what we know so far:
📦 A raccoon in a tiny graduation cap is now “Director of Operations.”
🧁 A cupcake filed a formal complaint.
🦆 The rubber duck has been impeached. (Scandal. We don’t talk about it.)
🪑 A chair has been elected to the school board. Nobody knows how.
The only person who can restore order is YOU. 👀
The raccoon has already put your name on a banner. It is spelled wrong. We’re fixing it.
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🚨 NOW HIRING: BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN / ABA PARA 🚨
📍 New Providence, NJ 07504
💸 $20-$30 PER HOUR!!!
🎯 1-on-1 with an incredible kiddo
⏰ Part-time
💜 RBT CERTIFICATION NOT REQUIRED!
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🧪 THE OFFICIAL SCIENTIFIC QUIZ (3 YES ANSWERS = YOU’RE IN)
🦖 Your energy level: “toddler who just discovered stairs”
🎲 You have strong feelings about UNO and they are legally concerning
📣 You’ve yelled “GOOD JOB!!!” and a dog filed a noise complaint
🤪 You make random silly noises and have never once apologized
🏰 You could turn a cardboard box into a castle, a spaceship, AND a courtroom
💜 Your heart is big. Like, “needs its own zip code” big.
RESULTS: You are chaotic in a deeply employable way. 🏆
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🎪 THE ACTUAL JOB (WE PROMISE IT’S REAL)
You’ll work one-on-one with a child, building skills and confidence through play. Your day may include:
🎨 Coloring like the fate of the world depends on it
🧩 Games that secretly teach real-life skills (SHHH, the kids can’t know)
🎉 Celebrating tiny victories like the confetti cannon just went off
🌟 Supporting autistic children as they learn, grow, and thrive
🦸 Becoming dangerously good at children’s games
Warning: You may develop an unexplained love of bubbles. 🫧
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💰 THE MONEY SECTION (PLEASE HOLD ONTO SOMETHING)
💸 $20-$30/hour
Your wallet: “I’m scared to hope.” 😳
Your bank account: “Is this real?” 🥹
Your landlord: “Oh, hello, friend!” 🤝
The raccoon: “I support this.” 🦝
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🎁 THE PERKS
⏰ Flexible part-time hours that work around school or another job
🎓 Awesome hands-on experience for Psych, Ed, SpEd & Speech students
🤝 Training and support included. No magic wand. No cape. No dinosaur résumé. 🦖
🚫 Zero cubicles. Zero sad desk lunches. Zero spreadsheet despair.
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🦄 OUR IDEAL HUMAN:
✅ Patient and kind
✅ Dependable (showing up is a superpower and we respect it 👏)
✅ Energetic, playful, and responsible
✅ Compassionate and willing to learn
✅ Wants to make a real difference in a kid’s life
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🚨 NEW PROVIDENCE, THIS IS YOUR SIGN. 🚨
It could be you.
It could be your friend.
It could be the person who just dropped their phone on their face reading this. 📱 We saw that. 👀
📞 Message or call us today!