🚨 💥 ATTENTION ALL UNHINGED BEHAVIOR WARRIORS & ADRENALINE JUNKIES! 💥 🚨
🔥 THIS IS NOT A DRIFT. THIS IS A LEVEL-9 BEHAVIOR EMERGENCY IN OSSINING! 🔥
🔥 THIS IS NOT A DRIFT. THIS IS A LEVEL-9 BEHAVIOR EMERGENCY IN OSSINING! 🔥
Stop whatever mediocre task you are doing! Put down the coffee! Put down the phone—wait, don’t put down the phone, you need it to apply to this job IMMEDIATELY! We are looking for an absolute clinical Maverick, a wizard of de-escalation, and a titan of weekend structure. ⏳🥊
We have a high-impact, weekend-warrior 1-on-1 case launching in Ossining, NY with an active, legend-in-the-making 9-year-old boy. If you have the clinical stamina to survive the weekend shift and the energy to match a 9-year-old's warp-speed battery, read on! 🚀
👦 MEET THE BOSS (YOUR NEW WEEKEND BEST FRIEND)
- The Client: An incredibly active, verbal, and brilliantly creative 9-year-old boy.
- The Challenge: He has a moderate functioning level with severe behaviors. This means we are NOT sitting quietly doing watercolor paintings. We are actively shaping behavior, dodging chaos, utilizing functional communication training, and bringing order to the universe. 🧠
- The Superpower Preference: English AND Spanish speakers 🇪🇸🇺🇸 are heavily preferred! If you can drop behavioral praise in two languages, you are basically a superhero to us.
📍 THE TIME, THE PLACE, & THE CHAOS
- Where: In-home and community outings in beautiful, historic Ossining, NY 🏡 (Right next to Croton, Briarcliff Manor, and Tarrytown!).
- The Schedule: Saturdays & Sundays ONLY! 🌆 Turn your boring weekend into a high-octane laboratory of behavioral victory.
- The Mission: Keep him motivated, creatively engaged, and structured during weekend free time. You’ll be working on emotional regulation, community outings, and functional daily living skills. ⚡
💎 WHY THIS IS THE GREATEST GIG ON EARTH
- Insane, Competitive Pay: We pay top-tier rates because we only hire elite, battle-tested professionals who know their stuff. 💵
- Total Autonomy: You are the frontline defense. You are the mentor. You are the legend changing this family's life every Saturday and Sunday. 📈
- Unrivaled Professional Glory: If you can successfully navigate severe behaviors on a Sunday afternoon while keeping a kid creatively engaged, you can survive anything. It looks magnificent on a resume. 🛡️
📩 CLAIM THE ULTIMATE WEEKEND CASE YESTERDAY!
If you have a background in ABA, special education, or pediatric behavior support, and you have the patience of a saint mixed with the energy of a lightning bolt, we want you on our squad.
📲 DM us directly right now with your resume, availability, and hourly rate requirements. Please reference the Ossining Weekend Warrior Case! Let's build something legendary! 🙌✨